Alien Cars!

Kinja'd!!! "NeedForSwede" (needforswede)
01/12/2014 at 11:14 • Filed to: Aliens

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You're walking down the street when a man in dark gray walks up to you. He introduces himself as a government agent whose organization has made contact with extraterrestrials. Naturally, the first thing they thought to do was send them a car. He wants your advice on what to send...for some reason.

If you could send one car to aliens that embodies our car culture, which would it be?

EDIT: I just found out this has already been done. Sorry about that.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > NeedForSwede
01/12/2014 at 11:20

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Seems to check all the boxes.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > NeedForSwede
01/12/2014 at 11:25

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F10 M5 manual trans or Countach


Kinja'd!!!  > NeedForSwede
01/12/2014 at 11:37

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Our culture as in "Jalopnik" culture or our culture as mankind in general? Because those 2 would be very different answers. lol


Kinja'd!!! NeedForSwede > 
01/12/2014 at 11:43

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I thought car culture; interpret it as you will.


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > NeedForSwede
01/12/2014 at 11:49

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Greetings, alien technologists, from planet Earth! In Galactic terms we are a newcomer to the family of planets with intelligent civilizations; ours is only a few thousand solar years old. So primitive is our mechanical technology, by the standards of your cultures that are millions of years old, that this is the most efficient motor vehicle we've got. Please help.

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Kinja'd!!! NeedForSwede > Brian Silvestro
01/12/2014 at 11:52

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Aaaaaaand the discussion's over.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > NeedForSwede
01/21/2014 at 18:52

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I say we either send them something lame and ridiculous, so they have no interest in coming to visit us.

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Or we send them something terrifying, so they have no interest in coming to visit us.

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